Dry as a Pommy's bath mat
Extremely thirsty. The joke is that the English never bathe.
Person 1"Long day on the tools?"
Person 2"Yep, I'm dry as a Pommy's bath mat."
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Pommy, Poman English person
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While you're here
A bottle shop, where you buy grog to take home.
Extremely busy. Can be sarcastic about someone who isn't busy at all.
Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.
The pokies. Poker machines at the pub or club.
Completely full, usually after a big feed. Sometimes used for very drunk.
Showing off and very pleased with yourself.
