Barry Crocker
A shocker. A terrible performance or a bad day.
"Had a Barry Crocker."
Rhyming slang
Say a phrase that rhymes with the word you mean, then often drop the rhyming part. Dog's eye is a pie and a Captain Cook is a look.
Billy lids
Kids.
"Bringing the billy lids?"
Brown bread
Dead.
"Brown bread, mate."
Butcher's
Sick. Short for butcher's hook, rhyming with crook.
"Nah, he's feeling butcher's."
Butcher's hook
A look. Usually shortened to "a butcher's". In older Australian slang, being "butcher's" also meant being crook (sick).
"Give us a butcher's."
Captain Cook
A look.
"Let's have a Captain Cook."
Dead horse
Tomato sauce.
"Heaps of dead horse."
Dog and bone
A phone.
"On the dog and bone with his mum."
Dog's eye
A meat pie.
"Dog's eye with dead horse."
Hit the frog and toad
Hit the road. Leave.
"Better hit the frog and toad."
Hugs and kisses
The missus. Your wife or partner.
"Better not, the hugs and kisses will be waiting up."
Lemon spread
Head.
"Whacked my lemon spread on the cupboard."
Lemon tree
Knee.
"He was down on his lemon trees looking for the remote."
Reg Grundies
Undies.
"Me Reg Grundies."
Sausage roll
A goal, mostly in Aussie rules.
"He kicked four sausage rolls in the first half."
She's apples
Everything is fine.
"She's apples."
Skyrocket
Pocket.
"Kept his hands in his skyrockets the whole match."
Steak and kidney
Sydney.
"Steak and kidney."
Take a snake's hiss
Go for a piss.
"Taking a snake's hiss."
What's the John Dory?
What's the story? What's happening, or what's the news?
"What's the John Dory with the barbie Saturday?"