Drunk

Ways to say someone has had too many.

Blind as a welder's dog

Very drunk. Blind means drunk.

"Nah, I was blind as a welder's dog."

Completely full after eating, or very drunk. A goog is an egg.

"I'm full as a goog."

Very drunk.

"Maggot by nine. Don't remember the rest."

Very drunk or high.

"Nah, I was off my chops."

Drunk. In Australia, pissed off means angry.

"Too pissed to drive, so he slept in the ute."

Very drunk. In Australia, pissed means drunk and pissed off means angry.

"Pissed as a nanna's mattress."

Someone who gets drunk on very little.

"He's a two-pot screamer."