Lemon spread
rhyming slang
Head.
Person 1"You right?"
Person 2"Whacked my lemon spread on the cupboard."
You'll also hear
Loaf of breadalso head
Where it's from
Rhyming slang: lemon spread rhymes with head.

Something wrong or missing? Suggest a fix
Head.
Rhyming slang: lemon spread rhymes with head.

Something wrong or missing? Suggest a fix
What's the story? What's happening, or what's the news?
The missus. Your wife or partner.
A look. Usually shortened to "a butcher's". In older Australian slang, being "butcher's" also meant being crook (sick).
Go for a piss.
Off for a turd.
A phone.
