Piss it up the wall

While you're here

• Bottle-o

  A bottle shop, where you buy grog to take home.

• Dry as a dead dingo's donga

  Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.

• Tradie's laptop

  The pokies. Poker machines at the pub or club.

• Sell my mum to afford one

  Something is so expensive you would have to do something drastic to buy it.

• Brass razoo

  A coin that never existed. Not having a brass razoo means being completely broke.

• Schooner shop

  The pub.

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