Pissed as a nanna's mattress
Very drunk. In Australia, pissed means drunk and pissed off means angry.
Person 1"How was Dazza after the wedding?"
Person 2"Pissed as a nanna's mattress."
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Drunk. In Australia, pissed off means angry.
A bottle shop, where you buy grog to take home.
Extremely busy. Can be sarcastic about someone who isn't busy at all.
Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.
The pokies. Poker machines at the pub or club.
Completely full, usually after a big feed. Sometimes used for very drunk.
