Toey as a Roman sandal
Restless or randy. Toey means nervous or keen.
Person 1"What's up with the dog?"
Person 2"Storm's coming. He's toey as a Roman sandal."
Where it's from
A pun: Roman sandals show a lot of toe.

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While you're here
Extremely busy. Can be sarcastic about someone who isn't busy at all.
Extremely thirsty. Also used for weather that has not seen rain in months.
Going at something with great enthusiasm. A masturbation joke.
Completely full, usually after a big feed. Sometimes used for very drunk.
Showing off and very pleased with yourself.
Almost impossible to find.