Face like a chewed Mintie

insult

Crumpled and sour-looking.

Person 1"What's up with Robbo?"

Person 2"Lost the footy tipping. Face like a chewed Mintie all day."

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Face like a dropped piesimilar

Where it's from

Minties are a chewy Australian mint lolly.

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He'd root a snake's mouth if someone held it open
He will have sex with anyone or anything.
I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders
A curse on someone you are very angry with.
Not enough brains to give himself a headache
Very stupid.
Useful as tits on a bull
Completely useless.
A stubbie short of a six-pack
Not very bright, or a bit mad.
More pricks than a second-hand dartboard
Has slept with a lot of men.

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