A few roos loose in the top paddock

While you're here

• Face like a chewed Mintie

  Crumpled and sour-looking.

• He'd root a snake's mouth if someone held it open

  He will have sex with anyone or anything.

• I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders

  A curse on someone you are very angry with.

• Not enough brains to give himself a headache

  Very stupid.

• Useful as tits on a bull

  Completely useless.

• A stubbie short of a six-pack

  Not very bright, or a bit mad.

Random one for ya