Couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub
insult
Completely incompetent.
Person 1"The new manager forgot payroll."
Person 2"He couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub."
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Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
Completely disorganised and incompetent.
Face like a chewed Mintie
Crumpled and sour-looking.
He'd root a snake's mouth if someone held it open
He will have sex with anyone or anything.
I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders
A curse on someone you are very angry with.
Not enough brains to give himself a headache
Very stupid.
Useful as tits on a bull
Completely useless.
