Wouldn't know a tram was up him till the bell rang
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Completely oblivious.
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Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck chairssimilar
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While you're here
Face like a chewed Mintie
Crumpled and sour-looking.
He'd root a snake's mouth if someone held it open
He will have sex with anyone or anything.
I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders
A curse on someone you are very angry with.
Not enough brains to give himself a headache
Very stupid.
Useful as tits on a bull
Completely useless.
A stubbie short of a six-pack
Not very bright, or a bit mad.
